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All F-ing Flies Must Die T-Shirt
$20.43
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$20.43
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$27.99
Total Pest Annihilation: High-Explosive Anti-Fly Warfare
Featuring explosive action artwork of a giant fly being targeted and blown apart by guided air-to-air missiles under heavy metallic "ALL F-ING FLIES MUST DIE" typography, this shirt turns every deployment, range day, or backyard cookout into an anti-pest strike zone. Crafted from a premium tri-blend fabric, it provides superior softness, lightweight breathability, and reliable shape retention for long-lasting wear.
Shirt Specifications:
- Original USAMM Artwork: Explosive graphic of a fly being targeted by missiles with bold heavy metal style text, paired with patriotic sleeve prints.
- Ultra-Soft Tri-Blend Material: Made from a 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon blend (32 singles) for an ultra-soft hand feel, lightweight breathability, and minimal shrinkage.
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Durable Tailored Construction: Built with side-seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to ensure the shirt maintains its structured silhouette wear after wear.
- Classic Crewneck Collar: Offers a timeless, versatile fit perfect for daily casual wear, range days, or layering.
- Inclusive Unisex Sizing: Standard athletic-style unisex fit available in sizes Small through 3XL.
- Sizing Guide
Made by USAMM. We print our original designs on high quality, comfortable T-shirts.